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Mt. Dew BATTLE-BOT sans Jizz

So, I love my new Mt. Dew battle-bot, but I can't find the fucking jizz you fill it with? Without this magic love juice, the bot just kind of stands around looking stupid.

Jizzless Battlebot


It does however honk and squeak like the love child of R2-D2 and a chipmunk, which I'm sure will be fun for the upcoming Battle-Bot orgies.

Jizzless Battlebot


All in all, I'd say this whole marketing inside of WoW thing isn't looking too horrible...yet.

Jesus you can't spell - editor