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We got Jizz!

As it turns out, Mountain Dew in their quest to push their products, forces you to go to their site every day for a five pack of the battle-bot fuel. Once you log back into the game your mailbox will be filled with this awkward "five pack" (don't sodas come in six packs). You can then use the magic jizz to power up your robot pal.

Crazy enough, red ones fight blue ones, and blue ones fight red ones, and orange ones hat ethnicities. Also, if you get two or more of the same color bots together they will send love sparks toward each other. It's fairly erotic.

Jizzless Battlebot


I'd recommend everyone who doesn't already have one of these little guys get to clicking the Mountain dew link on this site right away. Each time you sign up a baby elephant poops!